The Eating, etc. Machine

     The Eating Shitting Pissing Farting Sweating Sneezing Vomit Sleeping Orgasm Machine

     That is pretty much all I am.

     On the side, I make art.

     It is frustrating and distracting when body functions get in the way of what I am trying to do.  There is nothing I can do about it.

     I have to live with it.

     We all do.

     I guess it is better to conduct these functions than to be dead, however.