A Thumb Drive

  I have no plans of using a thumb drive.  I don't need one.  I've lived my whole, entire life without a thumb drive.

  I will buy one if then it will be allowed to address other issues like, I don't have a shower, my own bathroom, and I've got three ( 3 ) computers that need fixing.

  Boy, that thumb drive is just what I need right now.

  I've got a 50 year old virgin brother, an older one that is crazy, an ex-communicated sister, another sister who is never happy, and I need a thumb drive.

  The whole entire corporation of Radio Shack has just declared bankruptcy.

  I guarantee you that if I buy a thumb drive, it will just sit there.

  I will buy one if we can move onto other things.
 

  You seem fixated that I need to buy a thumb drive.

  I'll buy one when some of my other needs are met.

  I'm $17,000 + in debt, and the last thing I'm thinking about buying is a thumb drive.

  My camera works just like a thumb drive, so I don't see why I need another thumb drive.

  My friend Charlie has offered to give me one of his extra thumb drives, and then I can just have it sit there with my other unused computer stuff, until the day when I need it.  I suppose then, I will be happy.

  My current assessment is I don't think I will actually need a thumb drive for the remainder of 2015.  I think I will be just fine without one.

  HOWEVER, if it will make things better to buy a bleepin' thumb drive, then I will buy one, because I can't handle the fucking goddamn stress of the pressure of buying something I could give a shit about at this point in my life.

  I know you are only trying to help, and I'll buy a thumb drive when I need one, or not at all, or maybe tomorrow, but probably not.

  So, why are you so concerned about whether I buy a thumb drive or not?