Where To Sin In San Francisco

      This book was first published in 1946, with the next edition from 1954 or something like that.

      The drawings are pretty fun and interesting.

      I like the line work of the figures.

     I like books like this because it verifies that people got horny before 1970.

      Sometimes, when I dip my palette knife into a jar filled with paint, that what is on the end of the palette knife looks like a penis with the head intact.  The shape was retained when I put the paint on my napkin palette. 
     I like the phallic shape of the paint with the fact that she is pointing.

      "Knowing what to say or not say on facebook is an art form unto itself.  ( They will fuck you over. )"

     It is getting more and more important to be careful when posting on facebook.  Even if you post something and then delete it, what you post stays in their records.  Creepy, isn't it?

     Meanwhile, there is my cartoon of a 'Rabbit Suicide' with his friend finding the body.
     This one sold.

     Here is Alfred E. Neuman's head on a woman's topless body.  It can never be used as a cover for MAD.  Maybe they can do a version where he has a swimsuit top on with big cleavage.
     If you haven't figured it out by now, the Lego napkin art is a self-portrait.

      She called the bartender an asshole for not serving her anymore.  This was because Jessica was hammered.  The bartender made the right call, because when Jessica gets too drunk, she can fall over and hurt herself.  I saw with my own eyes Jessica falling over and hitting her head on the corner of a table.
     Jessica later apologized, and they made up.

      I came up with "Hangover Man" as a comic book character.

      Here is a pile of my napkin art.  I have found that it is good to have a lot on the table, to get people's attention.  Then what happens is that they want custom work.  I sometimes comply because I need the money.  I would rather sell the ones I have already done.

      "Another contribution by one of our guests."

     The bums like to litter after they drink in the alley in front of the bar.  It is rude of them to do this.

    

      I drew the 'Mystery Adventure Time' princess naked.  Next to it is a napkin art of a crossword puzzle.

    
     Here is the same crossword puzzle piece of art next to two ladies sitting at a table.  Sometimes I like to draw people as if they didn't have clothes on.
     Who wants to see art with clothed people?  It's boring.

      Sometimes I like to take pictures of the stuff left on the table after people leave.

      Here is a cool, old car.

      Imagine picking up your date in this car.  If this doesn't impress her, nothing will.

     This is a real car.

      The 'Man To Man' magazine was given to me as a gift.  It is from 1963.  I placed it on the magazine rack along with the new magazines.  It is quite a contrast.

     Make of these other photos of magazines what you will.

     As far as I know, the magazine business has been hurting for years.  Hardly anybody buys them anymore since you can find plenty to read on the web now.

     The only magazine I buy is MAD.

     I felt a little uncomfortable putting this set of four of my napkin art on my regular napkin art blog.
     But that is why I have this 18 and over blog, where I don't have to worry as much about offending people.
     Anyway, starting from the top left moving clockwise, here are the four sayings:

     1.  Have you hugged a smelly homeless person today?
     2.  Watch a homeless man piss into a trashcan.
     3.  Observe old guys try to pick up on young women.
     4.  Listen to a drunk woman for six hours.

     The last one is my favorite, because that happens more often than the other ones.  There are a couple of women in this bar I go to, and they can talk like there is no tomorrow.  What they talk about is open-ended, so there is never a resolve.  To me it is just filling space up with air, and I would rather listen to the music from the stereo than some tinny-voiced drunken bitch.

     A hobby of mine is to take pictures of the magazines at a convenience store I go to after the bar every night.
     By placing the magazines next to each other, you can change the meaning, emphasize a point, or just have fun.
     It looks like the woman from 'InTouch' magazine is saying that the guy on the cover of ESPN is gay.

     Haha.

     Here are three more napkin arts that I can't put on the regular blog because of the nudity, and the devil figure.
     Actually, I could put it there, but why bother?  I think it is better to not get even close to the line that must not be crossed for a general audience blog.
     It makes my life easier to not test the patience and will of the powers that be.
     They let me do what I want on this adult only blog, so I'm cool with that.

     As a note, this is my most successful blog so far with 23,000 hits.  If advertisers don't want to be a part of it just because I show some tits once in a while, it ain't my problem.
     I know what people like, and most people like to look at a good pair of tits, whether they admit it or not.