Fuck.  I haven't written or typed anything on this blog in ages, because of laziness, lack of interest, and because any asshole can have a blog on the web.  Besides, I doubt that a lot of the hits I get are even human.  Most probably come from 'bots'.
     Anyway, if you are under eighteen, please don't come onto this blog.  This content is not for you.  Go do some homework or something.

     So, I'm on Twitch now, as DavidLovins67.  I stream every day.  It's a little frustrating because the content is supposed to be 'Rated G'.  I'm just not that kind of a person.  I'm an artist.  I guess I'll have to suck it up, though, or risk getting banned, and I don't want to do that.

     Yeah, this blog is one of the few things I have on the web where I can feel completely free as a person, and do whatever I want.  There are no content restrictions here, as long as what I post is legal.

     I am also on YouTube as David Lovins.  I can always use new subscribers.

     Pixels.com is my art website.  I am David Lovins there.

     Here is a picture, since I feel I've made you suffer with all of my stuff...

     Yeah, this blog is the only place I have where I can post this material.

     To me, it's beautiful.

Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island Nude

    
     I used to be into Ginger growing up, but now as an adult, if I had to pick one, I'd pick Mary Ann.  She's sweet, and lovely, both in real life, and on the show.
     Of course, if I could choose, I would pick both.
     Now that I'm older, I know what to do with them.
     Unfortunately, it is all just a fantasy, but it doesn't matter.  It is still fun to think about.

     Obviously, this is a doctored photo.

     If you type in 'Gilligan's Island Nude' into Google, and have your filters off, you can see a lot.  There is a lot of funny cartoon stuff, too, with Gilligan fucking Mary Ann, complete with captions.

     I photographed this picture off of my computer screen.

     There's also lots of Brady Bunch porn images available.  I like Marcia, and to see her nude, and fucking Greg or Mr. Brady is really kind of funny.
     I like Marcia's smile.

     Basically the message is that if there is a massively popular t.v. show from the 70's or 80's, chances are there exists doctored nude photos of that show on the web.

    

Art or Porn?

     This picture was taken off of my computer screen.  I took this picture because I liked the standing girl, and I liked that it was black and white.

     Is it art, or porn?  I don't know.  It depends on how you look at it, or who is the viewer.

     I think it is a doctored photo as is, with a celebrity woman's head placed on another body.

     I did not realize that at first, until I really started looking.

     I don't know who the celebrity is, and it doesn't matter to me.  I haven't been able to keep up with the new celebrities in the last ten years.  It hasn't been important to me.  I've been busy with other things, and I just don't think celebrities are all that important anyhow.

     Since it is a doctored photo, I was thinking of uploading this to my art website as my work, since it is my photograph of a photograph.  The texture is changed because of the screen effect.  I realized that wasn't enough to turn it into my art, so I was thinking of pumping this photo into my art painting program, and putting some circles or amorphous shapes over her face, breasts, and pubic area.  That would definitely be enough to turn it into my art. and would be acceptable for the website.  They allow some nudity, but they don't necessarily encourage it.  The site is a little conservative, as is most art in the United States.

     So, is this photo art?  Is it porn?  Is it just an anatomy study? 

     From my perspective, I could just look and admire her body, and that would be art.  If I start masturbating to it, then it is porn.  So, I guess the answer is that this photo is both.

     Some photos are only art, but this particular photo serves two purposes. 

     Also, if the person who took this photo from somewhere else on the web, and put another head on her, is that his art?  He stole the images of the head and the body from somewhere else.  Would anyone care if I stole art from a thief?  If the photo is undoctored, but I don't think so, then who is the artist?  The model or the photographer?  I guess they both own the photo, unless a release form was signed, and it probably was.  A woman doesn't pose for this kind of photo for free, unless she is dating the photographer. 

    

Update On A Sunday

     Fuck, I guess I can really go to town, and post what I want to do.  Here is some Blogger policy: 
     Adult Content: We do allow adult content on Blogger, including images or videos that contain nudity or sexual activity. If your blog contains adult content, please mark it as 'adult' in your Blogger settings. We may also mark blogs with adult content where the owners have not. All blogs marked as 'adult' will be placed behind an 'adult content' warning interstitial. If your blog has a warning interstitial, please do not attempt to circumvent or disable the interstitial - it is for everyone’s protection.
      It looks like I'm good to go, since this blog is set to adult. 
      Too bad I can't make money off of this blog, advertisers won't touch it with a hundred foot pole, but that's okay.  What I have in mind is more about expressing what I want to.
      I can't bare to be restricted anymore.  I'm at the point where I am suffering.  It's an annoying kind of feeling to be restricted.  For example, if I make a drawing of a nude woman in art class, facebook doesn't find that acceptable. 
      DeviantArt is better as a site.  They allow nudity, and depictions thereof, but no erections are allowed.  What fun is that?  No one has bought any of my artwork on that site, so I haven't bothered to post anything there lately.
      I just looked at FetLife.  I have an account, but they charge $5 a month for full access to the site, and who wants to do that?  I'd rather put that money into my online gaming.
      I guess what I need is a proper X-rated website, but I don't know how to get one yet. 
      For now, I'll use this blog as a form of expression, and to get my art 'out there'.
      I want to show that sexuality is just a normal thing, instead of being cordoned off into the distant and obscure corners of society.
      I also just want to write about things, besides just posting naughty pictures.
      I want to provide some real content.

      Well, I am glad I wrote this.  I feel better now, and I feel that I have a direction to go in.

      I am looking forward to posting some new things, just for the hell of it, to have some fun, and to push some boundaries of what art is, and can be.

      I basically agree with Matt Stone and Trey Parker who consider that 'Pornography Is An Art Form'.  When they said that, it changed my thinking about it.

      Shame and Guilt is no good, but Enjoyment of Life is.

      Thanks for reading.

     Fuck.  I haven't written on this or any other blog for a long time, at least six months it feels like.  I didn't have a reason to write a blog entry.  I don't even know if I do now.
     I'm just listening to a Conan The Barbarian audiobook on youtube, and playing EverQuest on four accounts, having a good time.
     How are you?  I might as well ask, as this seems to be my most popular blog.  I can't make any money off of this one, because it is set to 18 & Over, but I don't know why I'm bitching about it.  I haven't made a cent off of any blog.  If I have made money, I certainly haven't figured out how to get paid yet.
     Oh well, I won't worry about that today.  I just want to have a good time, because that is what life is about, right?  Yes, it is, indeed.
     Did you know that the proper use of commas can make the difference between good writing and bad?  Many who write don't really understand commas.  If they would learn, their writing would be better, or at least more readable, so people wouldn't think that person is mad.

     Haha, anyway, yeah, I'm completely insane, but I'm functioning.

     Why am I writing this shit?  I don't know.  It is something to do, while I spend my Sunday dicking around.

     I just had some nice homemade broccoli, carrot, and bean soup, and it was damn good, let me tell you, better than store bought.  It is easy to make, too.  Put some hot water in a pot, add broccoli, carrots, and a can of beans, and cook.  Adding tobacco makes it awesome, so you can get the hot of the soup, and the slight hot of the tobacco, which makes it heaven.  Too much tobacco makes it into a pleasant Hell.

     I haven't figured out what I want to do with my blogs yet, or if there is even a point.

     I'm going to take a nap.

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     I slept well, waking up to my Conan audiobook, and thinking of naked women.

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     If you enjoy my writing, and you want to buy some art from me, give this link a try:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/david-lovins.html

     I'm an artist, you know, and my job is to sell art.  It is what I do.

     It is not easy making a living as an artist.  I do not recommend it as a career choice.

     Anyway, I've got a big night ahead of me at the bar, and hopefully, I will sell some art.  That would be nice.  I had tough crowds this weekend.

     Thanks for reading, gotta go.


    

     Fuck.  This blog has 50,000 hits now.  That is amazing.  Too bad I can't monetize it.  I don't know how to do that anyway.
     It was another morning of waiting to get into the bathroom.  I have to wait because there are other people in the building, and not enough toilets.  It's an old building.
     Anyway, I've got my coffee, my cigs, and I'm listening to 'Almuric' by Robert E. Howard.  It is pretty good.  He is known more for his 'Conan The Barbarian' stories, but could write, and often did, in other genres.  Anything to make a living, I suppose, which I have found to be not easy.
     I also have my slot machines on facebook running.  I like video slot machines.  They are fun, and I don't have to interact much.  All I have to do is watch.
    
     I have had some success on two websites.  The first is pixels.com.  Look in their search bar under 'David Lovins'.  Hell, here is the link...http://pixels.com/profiles/david-lovins.html
     I have sold around twenty-five things so far, and I'm looking to sell more.
     The second website is zazzle.com.  I've sold four things on that one now.  I am pleased.  http://www.zazzle.com/mbr/238705347389196717
     Of course, I would like to sell a million items.  That would be a life changer.  So, it is in my interest to promote all that I can.
    
     Meanwhile, I need 91,000 hits to get a million on youtube.  It has taken me years to get this far.  Not many people watch my channel.  https://www.youtube.com/user/DavidLovins67  Progress is being made slowly, though, and I'm happy.

     Besides this stuff, I don't have much going on in my life.  I go to the coffee shop and the bar every day and night.  It is fun.  I work on my art and writing in each place.  I like what I do, and sometimes I make money.

     I want more out of life, though.

     Wish me luck.

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     I am back from the café.  A friend of mine saw an upskirt or this pretty Mom.  I suspected that there might be something to see, but I didn't want to be rude by trying to look.  But he saw the dark forest, I suppose.....hahaha.
     I got to see a good one when I was at the bar last week.  She lifted up her foot on the bench, and the whole thing was shown.
     I am glad women don't wear underwear at times.

     I don't even know if I am allowed to write about this stuff, otherwise, I would go into even more detail.
     This blog is eighteen and over, but I don't know what Google's policies are exactly when it comes to text and pictures here.

     I want to find out, because I am sick and tired of having to edit myself all the time.

Zombies

     I have been wanting to write about zombies in the last couple of days.  It has really been a predominating thought, and theme that I wanted to work on.
     I had an idea of just writing about what would happen if there was a zombie outbreak in San Francisco, and what I would do in the case of that happening.
     The first thing I would do is to get as many supplies as I could.  I would need lots of fresh water and canned goods.
     I live in a basement of an office building, so if the doors are locked down here, the zombies would have a hard time getting in.  That part is good.
     Eventually I would have to leave, though.  That would present a problem.
     I have two bikes.  I would have to stock up on inner-tubes, which is usually the thing that goes out first on a bike.  It would be helpful if I had extra tires, too.
     I would be fucked if the power went out.  It would be pretty dark down here, and I would burn out using candles all the time.  However, I have a manual typewriter, so I could type to my hearts content.
     I am an artist, so I could sit around and make art, so at least I wouldn't get bored.  I have plenty of art materials to keep me busy for a long time.
     Also, there is lots of furniture down here to barricade the doors with, so that would be a plus.
     The bathroom is one flight up.  In theory, I could build barricades so I could get into the bathroom, and it would keep out the zombies, which would be good.
     I know nothing about firearms, so that would be bad.  I could learn how to shoot guns if someone taught me.  Or, I could be responsible and learn as much as I can about guns while I still have the internet.
     If the internet went out during a zombie attack, I would be bummed out.  It is one of the few things that keeps me going in real life.  It provides communication with others, and of course, porn, which helps keep my morale up, among other things.

     A shovel would be handy in the case of a close encounter.  I would be able to crush the zombie's skull in.

     Lots of people in San Francisco have firearms, and know how to use them, so there is a good chance that many humans would survive.

     I decided long ago that I would rather be in San Francisco for a zombie invasion than in Los Angeles, which would be much more difficult to escape from.

     Alcatraz might actually be a good place to escape the zombies, unless that area got infected, too.

     There are a lot of elderly people in San Francisco, and infirm people, so they would die.  They can't take care of themselves.  The city would stink from all the dead bodies.

      People who think they are tough, the gangster types, might do well at first, killing as many zombies as they could, but they would get into fights with each other, and would kill humans, too, as they loot stores, and try and take control of the area.  I don't have much faith in gangsters or thugs.  They just aren't good people.  The zombies would eventually get them.

     People in jail would be fucked if no one let them out.

     Hospitals would be over-run.

     If I had a chance, I would go North, where there aren't as many people.  Maybe I could find a remote area. 

     Maybe I could find some like-minded souls to live with, and be safe.

     I would stock up on cigarettes and booze, that is for goddamn sure.

     As long as I had electricity, I could play video games on my PS2, haha.

     I suppose eventually I would have to find a woman to repopulate the Earth with, if I survived.

     She would eventually betray me, or I would get sick of her, and bail, I suppose.

     She would not like my drinking and smoking, that is for sure.

     Anyway, knowing my luck, I probably wouldn't survive a zombie invasion.

     If I got turned into a zombie, I would hope my corpse would kill as many humans as possible.