A friend suggested I write some story about an artist who breaks into an artist's studio, and then sells his work at a bar.
     Some people don't believe that it is I who makes all the artwork that is on the table at the bar every night.
     The only way I can prove it is to show my I.D. that the names match, or to make art right in front of them.
     It's a screwed-up world is all I can say, and I'm hungry.
     Running low on cash, I'm going to buy something to eat.

     I am not good at writing short stories.  It is not really my forte.  I don't know how people do it.  I guess I could research it, but I also have to figure out how ebay works.
     I would rather just listen to audiobooks.

     I don't know why everything in life has to be so hard, I really do.

     Even online games are hard.

     Learning a musical instrument is hard.

      Making art is hard.

     By the time you get good at something, you are too old to enjoy it, unless you find success early.  Then, you freak out, because you wonder why you were so lucky that it happened to you.

     Yeah, I am starved, and I have to eat.

     There is always something.

1. Let's see....guy breaks into artist's studio, and puts small items into four shopping bags.
2. Then he takes the art the next day to sell it, claiming he did it.
3. Then, he has to make it look like he is the artist, so he also sits there drawing.
4. Then, the real artist finds that he is doing this, and there is a confrontation.
5. Then, both people end up being the same person, and it all becomes an exercise in paranoia.
6. What a great story.
7. To actually write it would be a pain in the ass.  I wouldn't know the first thing to do to get it started, except to just begin writing.
8. I could do that, or just play video games.
9. Or, I could write an outline.
10. It seems like a boring process to write a story, though I don't mind reading them.
11. Writing is hard.
12. I am feeling a little over-whelmed today.  Maybe I should eat, take a nap, and procrastinate some more.  That sounds like fun.  Or maybe I should get a beer.
13. The End.
14. I bought two cans of Country Vegetable soup, and some knock off brand of 'Wheat Thins', but the crackers are the same.  I was delighted that they got a new kind of soup in at the 'Dollar & Up' store.  It is named that now because everything costs $1.25.
15. Yes, it is hopeless.  Things are not looking too good for me financially right now, but regardless, I will go into the bar tonight, and try and sell my art.  It is a hard task, because I don't really want to sell to people who don't really want it.
16. I guess I should write more on my blog, so I don't ruin people's 'facebook feed'.  God knows that would be tragic.
17. Lately, I've been thinking of writing some dialogues.  There is another bread-winning idea I have come up with.  Woohoo.  I will try not to spend all the profits in one place from that.
18. I don't know how I will ever be a published author.  Well, actually, I am one.  I publish myself.  It would be nice to be a paid published author, but then I would have to work my ass off, and cater to the whims of a publishing company.  I don't know why I can't just have a 'ghost writer' like Hollywood celebrities do.  They get all the credit for writing the book, while some poor guy labors his ass off transcribing from a tape recorder the interview.  Because you know damn well an actor ain't gonna sit down and write a book.  If he was a writer, he would not be an actor.
19. An actor plays a fictional character in somebody's story.  I find it alarming that Keanu Reeves would show up in 'A Scanner Darkly'.  Then again, maybe he is the perfect person to be in that story, who knows?  I think Philip K. Dick would have thought the people in that movie were 'too pretty'.  I know Charles Bukowski didn't like the casting choices in 'Barfly' for that reason.  
20. A favorite recent story I discovered that I keep thinking about is one time Kevin Bacon wanted to see what it would be like to be a normal person, and so he had make-up done to his face, so that he was unrecognizable.  Then he went to a nightclub, and they made him wait in line like everyone else, and he said, "This sucks!"  Fame does have its perks.  No VIP for him that night.  Let's face it, being a normal person living a normal life sucks ass.
21. Thank god I can swear on this blog.  I just don't get why I can't swear on every blog I have.  They are only words.  I understand their policy about spamming on blogs.  Certainly, I could just mass produce text by mashing my fingers on the keyboard forever.  Anyway, comedians can swear all they want on HBO, and then have their comedy on youtube, and no one bats an eye.  But if I motherfuckin' swear on a vlog?  Then that's a problem.  I guess maybe it is because I don't have corporate backing.
22. So, my experience at the bank today wasn't as machine-like as I thought it would be.  It was close enough, though.  I am sure they were happy to see me go, with paint all over my pants.  Some man asked me if I had needed help at the end of my session.  Maybe he thought I had plans of staying.  That was not true.  Maybe he did not know that I had just finished my business, but I doubt it.  They have cameras on everything in there.  They were out of coffee, too, and so all I got to drink in there was hot water, which actually, was really damn good.  laugh and chuckle.
23. So....I am ready for a nap.  I could use a beer, though, after the day I had.  
24. Tim Burton didn't even help much on 'Nightmare Before Christmas'.  He had other people do all the work.  He came up with the idea, though, so that is something.
25. It is fun to write within numerical lists.  I can do this all day, and probably will until I have to go to work.
26. What I like about writing is that you get all of your shit out of your mind, and then you can think of new thoughts.  Imagine never writing?  Your head would be like a computer with no memory room, which is no fun.  Things start to work slow.  funny that this is exactly what happens with people.
27. I am typing in the nude.  I am sure you did not need to know that.  haha.  "That is too much information, David!"  I don't care anyhow, no one will read this.
28. I had a good jerk-off session yesterday, to some Russian 21 year old blonde in a 'casting couch' video.  Unusual was that in this hour long video, she was on her period, and she did not tell him until halfway through.  Never saw that in a video before.  The dude was alarmed, but then they got back to fucking, haha.
29. I could play EverQuest right now, but I am waaay to tired for that right now.  fuck it.
30. if people on online games don't worry about capitalization and punctuation, why should I?  Because that would suck is why.
31. Anyhow...