Wow, only twenty-eight fucking posts until I hit five-hundred.  Amazing.
     To this day, I don't really know if anybody reads my fucking shit.  I just enjoy fucking writing, so that is all there is fucking to it, haha.
     Anyway, I went on fucking ebay today.  I fixed my fucking account.  I haven't even looked on fucking ebay in over a year.  I don't fucking trust ebay, and I have no fucking reason to.
     I have heard about a lot of fucking scams from both buyers and sellers, but people I have talked to recently have had good experiences with ebay, so there you fucking go.
     Meanwhile, I am trying to develop my online selling business, and it ain't fuckin' easy.  Not at all.
     So, I am drinking a fucking beer.
     Actually, it is a Colt 45 Malt Liguor.  I like this fucking brand.  It is good.

     Here is a fucking scary garden gnome.  I find it fucking funny.