Porn Makes People Happy

     They had some survey, and I ain't kidding, but they asked what made people happy, and once people really thought about it, they gave the answer that porn made them happy.
     I'm going to have to find that survey.  I am sure it is on the web somewhere.
     I am sure they don't want to publish those results too often.  It might make people stop watching football and feeding their fat ugly faces.