This lady got a tattoo on her butt.

      It is of a 'Butterfly'.

      These magazines are at the convenience store.

      There is Audrey Hepburn.

      There is an apple, a logo for some band I never listen to, and a lady in a striped dress.

      Magazines lie.  You can't get perfect skin or shred your abs in four weeks.  Also notice how it says 'Best Chicken Ever' on one magazine.  A 'chicken inspector' is an old-fashioned term that you means you check out ladies.

     George is thinking about what he would like a lady to do to him.  Astro is just a dumbass and looks happy about everything.