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Thursday, February 17, 2011

David Lovins 67 - KDAV Radio - Text Edition

     Hi, welcome to KDAV Radio.  It is my show on youtube that I do once in a while, but to me, writing it is the same as broadcasting it.  My brain works better in text form sometimes.  The words don't always come out easily for me, then there is the question of, 'Who in the hell wants to listen to me talk?'  No one, at least not many.  I don't even want to listen to myself talk.  I sound like a fucking retard.  Most people sound dumb when they open their mouths, unless it really is about something, or there is a sense of urgency.
     I'll be back after this commercial break.

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     Okay, I'm back.  Nature called.  I'm sure that is more information than you need to know, but since no one reads my blog, what do I care?  Haha.
     Anyway, I had a good yoga class.  The teacher is a chill chick.  She is really mellow, and I like being in her class, because it is really relaxed. 
     She looks great.  I was looking at her legs and thighs, and she was looking really good in a way that indicated strength, muscle tone, and health.
     She is a little out there, kind of in a space cadet way, but she is a good yoga teacher.  I really do like her class.  She knows what she is doing when it comes to yoga.
     There are lots of yoga people in San Francisco, and they all look great.  Their bodies look really good, and they have life in their face.  It's much better than being a lard-ass in Utah or Michigan watching television all day.
     Anyway, there was some other cute girl in class, but I tried not to stare to be polite.
     Then there is this woman I like because she just seems like a nice lady.  She revealed today she used to do circus performing.  That is really cool.  She always wears low-cut tops, though, and it drives me insane.  I can't help but notice what is hanging.  Her breasts look pretty to me.  I've never spoken to her, she would probably be in horror that I was writing about her, but I don't even know her name.  It doesn't matter, I don't go to the YMCA for socializing.
     Some people do go there for socializing, though.  The Men's Locker Room I hear lots of conversations, and I would rather not listen to what people talk about in there.  At least in high school, the locker room talk was pretty goddamn funny.  At the YMCA, I really don't want to listen to grown men talk about what they put in their salad.  High-pitched, nasally feminine voices from men is not my favorite thing to listen to.  It is kind of irritiating.  And men walk around naked, as if they really want other men to look at them, instead of wrapping a towel around themselves.  And there are guys who squat on the bench in the steam room with their cocks hanging, and I don't want to look at that.
     Anyway, it was raining earlier, but it seems to be clearing up a little now.
    
     Wow, Borders books is filing for bankruptcy.  No one buys books anymore, at least, not like they used to.

     Let's see...what else is going on?  Well, all the actors who make big money in Hollywood, well, Howard Stern seems to make more than just about anybody.  He did it.  With persistence and hard work, he made all his dreams come true.  That's kind of great.  His content is juvenile, but he has a lot of fun, and I can't get enough of his show, so grats to Howard and his staff.  He got into something he loved to do, which is radio, and he worked his ass off.  That should be a lesson to people.  All the people who used to bash him I bet would love his salary.  Howard was about the only thing that kept me going during the Bush years of stupidity, where the world was flat and moronic.  I still think Bush played the American people for all they were worth.  Just business as usual for him, while he sold us out.  Thanks, W.  What a guy you are.  I hate what you represent, though I wouldn't mind having a beer with you,  but I think he was a terrible President.  He was one of the most successful politicians who ever lived, though.  It all depends on how you look at it.  But yeah, he stole that first election, and then the American people were dumb enough to vote him in his second term.  Makes me puke.

     Anyway, today, I'm just going to do some more painting, play some games, and try and get some work done.
 
     This segment of KDAV Radio brought to you by the people that care at McDonald's, a loving corporation that puts so much salt on their french fries that it could give a heart attack to a horse.

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