Same Fucking Bullshit ( but Steve Martin is mentioned in this blog. )

     I've never ever written a title of a blog or any English paper with a title such as that.  Yet, it is a pretty good title, and applies to a lot of circumstances.  I can't believe I never used it before.  A lot of English teachers are a little uptight, possibly, so that title wouldn't go over too well.
     Well, apart from locating Steve Martin's subliminal dick on the cover of his book, "Pure Drivel", see photo below, I'm having a good day.

     I had to draw in his penis where it was suggested, because it didn't photograph too well, but you can look at any copy of the book, and pretty much see the image of a dick in that exact location.  It's a ploy to sell books to consumers.  If you notice, and I am sure you have, the dick is in the wrong place, and it is a lengthy one.  Well, it is a tradition for male television hosts to stuff their trousers with a sock to appeal to female audiences, and women wear bras to make their breasts look rounder and fuller, so it is all a game, especially when it comes to appearances and selling.  Just how it goes.
     Is the book any good?  Yeah, it's good.  It is funny.  Charles Bukowski is a better writer, though.  I have a fondness for Steve Martin going back since childhood, so Steve is okay in my book. 
     My English teacher thought I could be reading something better than the 'Unauthorized Biography of Steve Martin' but that was a very rich and compelling book.  I still remember a lot of it, little details of his life that I can throw out at cocktail parties, and impress people with my knowledge about Steve Martin, like how he worked as a magician at Disneyland.
     Anyway, Steve is cool, and if you add an 'a' to 'Martin', you get 'Martian'.

     Cocksuckerblimeyfartcuntasswhorebananafrizzle.  Just thought I'd throw that out.

     Fuck, it always comes back to Art Buchwald.  I read several of his books of his collected newspaper columns in ninth grade.  He was funny, humorous and light.  Howard Stern has become my main Jew since then.

     Uh....okay, here is a close-up of the Steve Martin photo.

    Well, that's the publishing world for you.  I sensed something was wrong when I was looking at the cover yesterday, and finally found what subconsciously bothered me.  Go ahead, look at the book cover.  It is there without my pen line.  It's a simple trick, a variation of an eraser on a newspaper photo, but there is a long schlong in that location on the cover of 'Pure Drivel' is all I am saying.  There is a strange bulge on the inside of his right leg at the crotch, anyway, even if they hadn't put in a long member. 
     These advertisers have images all down to a science.  They flash little things in commercials so fast, it is, "What the hell did I just see?"

     The adveertisers pretty much don't want their commercials to be on youtube, because then people can see how they are manipulated. 

     Anyway, there's my rant about advertisers.  I just want people to be aware of how it all works, so they are not so easily swayed by shit.

     Steve is a smart guy.  I'm sure he knows his dick is on the cover of this book, unless his eyesight has gone bad.  He's a busy man.  He doesn't have time to see if his hot dog is on the cover of his book.

     Hey man, you gotta do what you need to do to sell books.

     I think I bought 'Pure Drivel' for a $1 off of a homeless man who had presumably stolen it, so my copy is a 'hot book'.

     'The Man with Two Brains', his cover on The Rolling Stone...yeah, yeah...But then I started liking him again when he hosted The Academy Awards. 

     But I can't do 'The Pink Panther' thing.