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Sunday, March 31, 2013

     Goddamn it to fuck.  I didn't even know it was Easter today.  Not that I care anyway.  I could give a fuck.  Jesus Christ as a supernatural being is all made up.  It defies the laws of physics.  Easter is more for kids, and for adults who like to put bunny ears on their heads.  I saw some of that today.
     So I sold some napkin arts last night.  It was a good time.  I met a nice guy from Sweden.  He bought me a beer and a shot of Laphroig whiskey, or however you spell it.  The whiskey tasted like sawdust.  But it sure did fuck me up in a good way.  I like whiskey, but the results are often disastrous, like getting into arguments or fights.  So it is best that I don't drink too much whiskey.  I could wind up doing stuff that I would regret later.
   
     I enjoyed Easter as a kid, looking for Easter Eggs on my grandmother's hillside.

     But now, it is just another holiday that gets in the way of what I am doing.

   
     Here are the tits of Little Lupe from The Howard Stern show.  I actually took this picture off of a youtube video.  Youtube is not nudity free, thank god.
  
     See?  She is a nice girl.  She was age twenty in this picture.  Anyway, her nipple on her left breast looks off-center.  But who cares?  Just an observation.  She has a very pretty smile, and she is a happy girl.  No guy wants to hang out with a miserable chick.
     She's not too shabby in the ass department, either.  Here she is sitting on top of the sibian, a vibrating machine that women love.
    

     She has a nice little figure going for her.
     I wouldn't mind having this ass for Easter.
     So there you go.  There is Little Lupe.
     Hope this makes you happy.
     It cheered me the fuck up.

     Thank god I can swear on this particular blog, and post fun pictures.  I would go crazy if I wasn't able to express myself in some way.

     I've thought about putting my dick on to this blog, but no one wants to see that, haha.  Sal Governales from The Howard Stern show would put pictures of his dick up, but his wife made him stop.  Sal would dress his penis up in little outfits.  haha.  I'll have to find those.




    

Saturday, March 30, 2013

     This is one of my napkin art paintings, done on a regular cocktail napkin.  It makes use of the 'F' word, so I don't really know if I can put it on youtube, or on other blogs.  This one is set to adult, so I can put it here.
     Blogger, as a rule of thumb, doesn't like swear words.
     It is just the world we live in.

     Anyway, Mike Kelly is an artist who did a 'Sonic Youth' cover back in 1992 for their album 'Dirty'.  He also had a huge museum show at the L.A. Museum of Art.  He was a talented guy.

     Sadly, he killed himself....over a woman.

     He should have talked to me.  I would have told him to just get another woman.  There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Monday, March 25, 2013

     I hardly ever write on this blog anymore, since it isn't monetized.  I don't see what the point is.
     The only good thing about this blog is since it is set to 'adult', I can put anything I want on it without anybody making a fuss about what I do.
     Here is a figure painting on newsprint that I did thirteen years ago in a life drawing class.  I can't really post it on my other blogs without editing out the nipples.  Blogger doesn't like nudity, even though it is art.
     It is a grey area, so I don't fuck with it.
     I don't want to get a notice from Blogger telling me what I can or can not do, so I just avoid the issue at this point.

     It is a good painting.  It sold for $40 last Friday night to a friend of a friend.

     The model was a beautiful woman.  I never had the chance to fuck her.  She is thirteen years older now, and probably doesn't look as good anymore, haha.  I know I don't, so it ain't no big deal.

     That is the strange thing about getting older.  I've been getting attracted to older broads in the last couple of years.  I guess I just don't want to mess with the nonsense of youth.  If I met a nice younger chick who liked me, I would fuck her, but I don't seek those people out.  I let the girl decide if she wants to hang out with me or not.  Most women are pretty passive, so they over-look me anyhow.
     I just make art these days, and try to stay out of trouble.
     It doesn't always work, though.  I still get strong desires to be with a woman, especially when I come home drunk and I am horny as hell.

     Anyway, thanks for reading if you are indeed human.  I will try and put more posts up from time to time.