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Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island Nude

    
     I used to be into Ginger growing up, but now as an adult, if I had to pick one, I'd pick Mary Ann.  She's sweet, and lovely, both in real life, and on the show.
     Of course, if I could choose, I would pick both.
     Now that I'm older, I know what to do with them.
     Unfortunately, it is all just a fantasy, but it doesn't matter.  It is still fun to think about.

     Obviously, this is a doctored photo.

     If you type in 'Gilligan's Island Nude' into Google, and have your filters off, you can see a lot.  There is a lot of funny cartoon stuff, too, with Gilligan fucking Mary Ann, complete with captions.

     I photographed this picture off of my computer screen.

     There's also lots of Brady Bunch porn images available.  I like Marcia, and to see her nude, and fucking Greg or Mr. Brady is really kind of funny.
     I like Marcia's smile.

     Basically the message is that if there is a massively popular t.v. show from the 70's or 80's, chances are there exists doctored nude photos of that show on the web.

    

Monday, April 25, 2016

Art or Porn?

     This picture was taken off of my computer screen.  I took this picture because I liked the standing girl, and I liked that it was black and white.
     Is it art, or porn?  I don't know.  It depends on how you look at it, or who is the viewer.

     I think it is a doctored photo as is, with a celebrity woman's head placed on another body.

     I did not realize that at first, until I really started looking.

     I don't know who the celebrity is, and it doesn't matter to me.  I haven't been able to keep up with the new celebrities in the last ten years.  It hasn't been important to me.  I've been busy with other things, and I just don't think celebrities are all that important anyhow.

     Since it is a doctored photo, I was thinking of uploading this to my art website as my work, since it is my photograph of a photograph.  The texture is changed because of the screen effect.  I realized that wasn't enough to turn it into my art, so I was thinking of pumping this photo into my art painting program, and putting some circles or amorphous shapes over her face, breasts, and pubic area.  That would definitely be enough to turn it into my art. and would be acceptable for the website.  They allow some nudity, but they don't necessarily encourage it.  The site is a little conservative, as is most art in the United States.

     So, is this photo art?  Is it porn?  Is it just an anatomy study? 

     From my perspective, I could just look and admire her body, and that would be art.  If I start masturbating to it, then it is porn.  So, I guess the answer is that this photo is both.

     Some photos are only art, but this particular photo serves two purposes. 

     Also, if the person who took this photo from somewhere else on the web, and put another head on her, is that his art?  He stole the images of the head and the body from somewhere else.  Would anyone care if I stole art from a thief?  If the photo is undoctored, but I don't think so, then who is the artist?  The model or the photographer?  I guess they both own the photo, unless a release form was signed, and it probably was.  A woman doesn't pose for this kind of photo for free, unless she is dating the photographer. 
    

Sunday, April 24, 2016

Update On A Sunday

     Fuck, I guess I can really go to town, and post what I want to do.  Here is some Blogger policy: 
     Adult Content: We do allow adult content on Blogger, including images or videos that contain nudity or sexual activity. If your blog contains adult content, please mark it as 'adult' in your Blogger settings. We may also mark blogs with adult content where the owners have not. All blogs marked as 'adult' will be placed behind an 'adult content' warning interstitial. If your blog has a warning interstitial, please do not attempt to circumvent or disable the interstitial - it is for everyone’s protection.
      It looks like I'm good to go, since this blog is set to adult. 
      Too bad I can't make money off of this blog, advertisers won't touch it with a hundred foot pole, but that's okay.  What I have in mind is more about expressing what I want to.
      I can't bare to be restricted anymore.  I'm at the point where I am suffering.  It's an annoying kind of feeling to be restricted.  For example, if I make a drawing of a nude woman in art class, facebook doesn't find that acceptable. 
      DeviantArt is better as a site.  They allow nudity, and depictions thereof, but no erections are allowed.  What fun is that?  No one has bought any of my artwork on that site, so I haven't bothered to post anything there lately.
      I just looked at FetLife.  I have an account, but they charge $5 a month for full access to the site, and who wants to do that?  I'd rather put that money into my online gaming.
      I guess what I need is a proper X-rated website, but I don't know how to get one yet. 
      For now, I'll use this blog as a form of expression, and to get my art 'out there'.
      I want to show that sexuality is just a normal thing, instead of being cordoned off into the distant and obscure corners of society.
      I also just want to write about things, besides just posting naughty pictures.
      I want to provide some real content.

      Well, I am glad I wrote this.  I feel better now, and I feel that I have a direction to go in.

      I am looking forward to posting some new things, just for the hell of it, to have some fun, and to push some boundaries of what art is, and can be.

      I basically agree with Matt Stone and Trey Parker who consider that 'Pornography Is An Art Form'.  When they said that, it changed my thinking about it.

      Shame and Guilt is no good, but Enjoyment of Life is.

      Thanks for reading.

Sunday, April 3, 2016

     Fuck.  I haven't written on this or any other blog for a long time, at least six months it feels like.  I didn't have a reason to write a blog entry.  I don't even know if I do now.
     I'm just listening to a Conan The Barbarian audiobook on youtube, and playing EverQuest on four accounts, having a good time.
     How are you?  I might as well ask, as this seems to be my most popular blog.  I can't make any money off of this one, because it is set to 18 & Over, but I don't know why I'm bitching about it.  I haven't made a cent off of any blog.  If I have made money, I certainly haven't figured out how to get paid yet.
     Oh well, I won't worry about that today.  I just want to have a good time, because that is what life is about, right?  Yes, it is, indeed.
     Did you know that the proper use of commas can make the difference between good writing and bad?  Many who write don't really understand commas.  If they would learn, their writing would be better, or at least more readable, so people wouldn't think that person is mad.

     Haha, anyway, yeah, I'm completely insane, but I'm functioning.

     Why am I writing this shit?  I don't know.  It is something to do, while I spend my Sunday dicking around.

     I just had some nice homemade broccoli, carrot, and bean soup, and it was damn good, let me tell you, better than store bought.  It is easy to make, too.  Put some hot water in a pot, add broccoli, carrots, and a can of beans, and cook.  Adding tobacco makes it awesome, so you can get the hot of the soup, and the slight hot of the tobacco, which makes it heaven.  Too much tobacco makes it into a pleasant Hell.

     I haven't figured out what I want to do with my blogs yet, or if there is even a point.

     I'm going to take a nap.

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     I slept well, waking up to my Conan audiobook, and thinking of naked women.

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     If you enjoy my writing, and you want to buy some art from me, give this link a try:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/david-lovins.html

     I'm an artist, you know, and my job is to sell art.  It is what I do.

     It is not easy making a living as an artist.  I do not recommend it as a career choice.

     Anyway, I've got a big night ahead of me at the bar, and hopefully, I will sell some art.  That would be nice.  I had tough crowds this weekend.

     Thanks for reading, gotta go.