Here's the Andy Kaufman painting before I painted dollar signs all over it.  No one bought it, hence, I kind of ruined it.  Happens.  However, it was sold to a guy who was going to give it to his friend as a wedding gift, so the dollar signs turned out to be appropriate.

      A typical table display on any given night, where I try to sell paintings.  It ain't easy.

      This is the game 'Centipede' on my PlayStation portable.  I'm taking a break from bringing this device to the bar, so people don't strain their necks trying to see it.  Two people fell on my table in the last week, and I can't risk having this thing break.

      Some people think I'm weird for bringing in a bunch of stuff to the bar.

      Other people love what I do, and buy.

     This 'Popeye' painting sold to a real Popeye fan, so I am glad this painting has a good home.

All of these paintings have sold.

     I need to start charging more so I don't have trouble paying my rent and internet bill.

     I don't know if I've posted these two figurative paintings that I did before.

     I consider them in progress.

     I have yet to figure out a good way to carry these over-sized pieces to the bar, and if it would be worth it.

      Trillian from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy ( 1981 ), is a piece of ass, though she probably doesn't look as good now, if she is even still alive.

      Look at that body.  I find it very interesting.

      Yes, I would like to see her naked.

      I can look at her all day.  I find her very entertaining.

     I also love Marvin, but for different reasons.

     This is from the BBC mini-series.
     The movie that was released was just an awful piece of shit.  It probably should never have been released.
     Zaphod's second head was inside his body, and that just sucked.
     Also, their version of Marvin was short, and did not look depressed.  Look at the original Marvin pictured above.  NOW THAT IS A DEPRESSED ROBOT!

     Here is a poster that was posted on the wall at the cafe...

     It is for some kind of exhibition.

     Meanwhile...

     Here is my friend's guitar that he left at the bar.  He abandoned it.
     Actually, according to him, he donated it to the bar, but I think he got tired of carrying it around.

    

     Somebody left this bottle underneath a table.  It was brought in.  The bar does not sell Cock 'n Bull...haha.  The customers provide plenty of that will all of their pontificating.

    

     My friend Marco made this Animal Stack.  He's the same guy who abandoned his guitar.  He probably has another one somewhere.
  

     Here is the same stack with an added little dinosaur on the top.

     I don't know what it all means at this point.

My 450th Post

     Wow, 450 posts...that's a lot.

     I doubt anybody has read every single one.  Not even I've read most of them.  I just type them out.

     Actually, I do read them after I write them, just to make sure they are as good as I can make them at the time.

     There are times when I go back to my writings, and I do indeed cringe, so it is better most of the time just to write them, and let other people on the web figure out what I'm trying to say, haha.

     Anyway, let's post some obligatory pictures so I can make more memory room on my computer, a constant, never-ending problem I have.  I take a lot of pictures, and then it takes a while to figure out what to do with them....

     Well, here is some recent art that I sold.  The Superman logo painting sold for $50, and the Stormtroopers and Naked Marge Simpson each sold for $10.  They are on paper.  Things are worth more if they are painted on canvas for some reason.

    

     I found this stuffed Victoria Secret Dog, cut off the stupid label, and began immediately to paint an Impressionist color field on it.
     Many girls and women like this dog more than any of the art I make, haha.

     Well, I'm too lazy to write anymore right now, so have a good day, and thanks for reading.

     Just as a note, I was wondering if I should even bother with punctuation, grammar, spelling, and syntax, since people on online games don't care about those things.  Hmmm, maybe I'll write an article in online gaming style....

     "Dude!  It doesn't matter how I write it as long as people understand what I'm saying!" is what they say to me, sometimes followed by "YOUR A GRAMMAR NAZI!!!"
     They don't differentiate between their, there, your, and you're.

Drinking a Tecate

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