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Saturday, December 6, 2014

     Fuck...here we go again.  Anyway, I did this napkin art....
     I can't really post this anywhere on the web, except for here...but alas!  Pixels.com allows nudity, as long as it is 'fine art nudity'.  I can't really post vagina lips, dicks, balls, or assholes, but they do give a pretty good range of what is allowed.  In addition, they let me put stuff like this up for sale, so I am pretty happy about that.

     What the hell am I talking about?  Well, I am now on pixels.com, and you can go there, type 'David Lovins' into their search bar, and view my art.
     If you have some money and a credit card, you can even purchase my art there.
     Cool, huh?

     I like it.

     Pixels.com actually does a good job of making prints and greeting cards, and they take care of the shipping, so I don't have to worry about a thing.
     They even have a '30 Day Money-Back Guarantee'. 
     That is not too shabby.


     Anyway, this is still my favorite blog to write on because I feel like I can be myself, and not censor myself, and that is a good feeling.

     For business reasons, I try to keep it clean on facebook, etc., but that ain't the real me.  It is the censored version of me, and that is no fun at all.
     
     Anyhow, there is nothing wrong with doing stuff for purposes of 'public relations', but deep down inside, I'm really more interested in 'pubic relations'.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

A Woman and The Eiffel Towel

     This photo depicts a woman using a model of The Eiffel Tower as a dildo.

     The Eiffel Tower was not initially admired when it was first built.

     I don't know who took this picture or who the woman is.

     The photo was probably taken around ? 

     I'll have to try and research this.

     Where else could I post this photo?  I don't know.

     It is definitely a photo for those eighteen and over.

     What does the photo mean?  Well, it's an obvious 'fuck you' to those that built the Eiffel Tower, and to the tower itself. 

     I've been thinking that a similar approach could be taken with Coit Tower in San Francisco.

     Funny, but I zoomed in on the picture, and even though it is an old photograph, and her asshole shows if you look close enough...haha.

     Anyhow, I like this photo.  It is a middle finger to authority and the powers that be.

     America seems so censored to me.  They want to 'protect the kids', but I think they want to 'control everybody'.

     This is a public domain photo.  I don't know, because of its subject matter and nudity, whether or not I can sell it on my art website.  Probably not.  I'd probably get into trouble posting this picture there, knowing my luck.

Monday, November 10, 2014

Porn Art

     I guess this is my Porn Art website.

     I tried to find out how to make a proper 'porn art' website, but couldn't find anything.

     I don't exactly want to make porn, but I do want to make art that is pornographic in nature.

     I also want to post pictures of naked chicks, as reference material, and for looking.

     Every once in a while, I find something in porn that is worth posting.

     This blog is the only place I can do it.

     Funny enough, this is my most popular blog.  Go figure.

     I know what people want.

     I know what I want, too.

     I apologize for not posting much on this blog lately, but I've been busy. 

     Besides, I've just been waiting to see if an audience would build for this blog.

     People obviously look at this blog besides me.

     No one leaves any comments, though.

     I wonder if I have done something wrong on my end, where no one can comment, if they chose to.

     Or maybe people are just shy.

     Most people don't know how to write anyway, even on more sophisticated websites.  They do the 'texting' style of writing.  It's kind of juvenile to me.

     Anyhow, I will continue working on this blog, because it is the one place on the web where I can feel free.

     I have debated whether or not to post pictures of my dick, but decided against it.  No one wants to see that, haha.

     Anyways, I'm here to have a good time, and to post some stuff that maybe you couldn't find in too many other places.

     The problem with porn sites is the lack of art.

     The problem with art sites is the lack of porn.

     I want to have a happy medium. 

     Porn and Art in the same place sounds good to me.

     Also, there is too much conservatism on the web when it all boils down.

     People say they want to 'protect the children'.  Maybe they should pay attention to their kids.

     Children shouldn't be on the computer all day long anyhow.  It's bad for their eyes.  They need to experience real life.

     When I was a teen, all I wanted to do was look at pictures of naked women, but there weren't many available where I was living.  I was protected, and I don't know if that did me any good at all.

     Anyhow, I'm an adult now, and I don't need anyone ruining my fun, certainly not any Bible-thumping hypocrites.  They're all crazy anyways, reading that Bible crap, which is designed to drive people insane.  It seems to work, too.

     There is nothing wrong with sex and love and life and fun. 

     Porn is a billion dollar industry. Why shouldn't there be art about it?

     Why, I ask you, why?

     Did you know I sell out of my pornographic napkin art that I sell at the bar?  People can't get enough of it.  Do you know who my buyers are?  Women.

     Art and drawing and painting seems to take the edge off of porn, and most grown women like it.

Sunday, November 2, 2014

     This is an eighteen and over blog.  If you are under eighteen, leave right away.

     Profanity is a part of adult life.  I hear it every day.  It is part of the English language.