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Friday, October 23, 2015

     Fuck.  This blog has 50,000 hits now.  That is amazing.  Too bad I can't monetize it.  I don't know how to do that anyway.
     It was another morning of waiting to get into the bathroom.  I have to wait because there are other people in the building, and not enough toilets.  It's an old building.
     Anyway, I've got my coffee, my cigs, and I'm listening to 'Almuric' by Robert E. Howard.  It is pretty good.  He is known more for his 'Conan The Barbarian' stories, but could write, and often did, in other genres.  Anything to make a living, I suppose, which I have found to be not easy.
     I also have my slot machines on facebook running.  I like video slot machines.  They are fun, and I don't have to interact much.  All I have to do is watch.
    
     I have had some success on two websites.  The first is pixels.com.  Look in their search bar under 'David Lovins'.  Hell, here is the link...http://pixels.com/profiles/david-lovins.html
     I have sold around twenty-five things so far, and I'm looking to sell more.
     The second website is zazzle.com.  I've sold four things on that one now.  I am pleased.  http://www.zazzle.com/mbr/238705347389196717
     Of course, I would like to sell a million items.  That would be a life changer.  So, it is in my interest to promote all that I can.
    
     Meanwhile, I need 91,000 hits to get a million on youtube.  It has taken me years to get this far.  Not many people watch my channel.  https://www.youtube.com/user/DavidLovins67  Progress is being made slowly, though, and I'm happy.

     Besides this stuff, I don't have much going on in my life.  I go to the coffee shop and the bar every day and night.  It is fun.  I work on my art and writing in each place.  I like what I do, and sometimes I make money.

     I want more out of life, though.

     Wish me luck.

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     I am back from the cafĂ©.  A friend of mine saw an upskirt or this pretty Mom.  I suspected that there might be something to see, but I didn't want to be rude by trying to look.  But he saw the dark forest, I suppose.....hahaha.
     I got to see a good one when I was at the bar last week.  She lifted up her foot on the bench, and the whole thing was shown.
     I am glad women don't wear underwear at times.

     I don't even know if I am allowed to write about this stuff, otherwise, I would go into even more detail.
     This blog is eighteen and over, but I don't know what Google's policies are exactly when it comes to text and pictures here.

     I want to find out, because I am sick and tired of having to edit myself all the time.

Monday, September 14, 2015

Zombies

     I have been wanting to write about zombies in the last couple of days.  It has really been a predominating thought, and theme that I wanted to work on.
     I had an idea of just writing about what would happen if there was a zombie outbreak in San Francisco, and what I would do in the case of that happening.
     The first thing I would do is to get as many supplies as I could.  I would need lots of fresh water and canned goods.
     I live in a basement of an office building, so if the doors are locked down here, the zombies would have a hard time getting in.  That part is good.
     Eventually I would have to leave, though.  That would present a problem.
     I have two bikes.  I would have to stock up on inner-tubes, which is usually the thing that goes out first on a bike.  It would be helpful if I had extra tires, too.
     I would be fucked if the power went out.  It would be pretty dark down here, and I would burn out using candles all the time.  However, I have a manual typewriter, so I could type to my hearts content.
     I am an artist, so I could sit around and make art, so at least I wouldn't get bored.  I have plenty of art materials to keep me busy for a long time.
     Also, there is lots of furniture down here to barricade the doors with, so that would be a plus.
     The bathroom is one flight up.  In theory, I could build barricades so I could get into the bathroom, and it would keep out the zombies, which would be good.
     I know nothing about firearms, so that would be bad.  I could learn how to shoot guns if someone taught me.  Or, I could be responsible and learn as much as I can about guns while I still have the internet.
     If the internet went out during a zombie attack, I would be bummed out.  It is one of the few things that keeps me going in real life.  It provides communication with others, and of course, porn, which helps keep my morale up, among other things.

     A shovel would be handy in the case of a close encounter.  I would be able to crush the zombie's skull in.

     Lots of people in San Francisco have firearms, and know how to use them, so there is a good chance that many humans would survive.

     I decided long ago that I would rather be in San Francisco for a zombie invasion than in Los Angeles, which would be much more difficult to escape from.

     Alcatraz might actually be a good place to escape the zombies, unless that area got infected, too.

     There are a lot of elderly people in San Francisco, and infirm people, so they would die.  They can't take care of themselves.  The city would stink from all the dead bodies.

      People who think they are tough, the gangster types, might do well at first, killing as many zombies as they could, but they would get into fights with each other, and would kill humans, too, as they loot stores, and try and take control of the area.  I don't have much faith in gangsters or thugs.  They just aren't good people.  The zombies would eventually get them.

     People in jail would be fucked if no one let them out.

     Hospitals would be over-run.

     If I had a chance, I would go North, where there aren't as many people.  Maybe I could find a remote area. 

     Maybe I could find some like-minded souls to live with, and be safe.

     I would stock up on cigarettes and booze, that is for goddamn sure.

     As long as I had electricity, I could play video games on my PS2, haha.

     I suppose eventually I would have to find a woman to repopulate the Earth with, if I survived.

     She would eventually betray me, or I would get sick of her, and bail, I suppose.

     She would not like my drinking and smoking, that is for sure.

     Anyway, knowing my luck, I probably wouldn't survive a zombie invasion.

     If I got turned into a zombie, I would hope my corpse would kill as many humans as possible.

    

    

Thursday, September 10, 2015

     Fuck.

     Hello.

     If you are reading this, I hope you are eighteen or over.  Preferably, I hope you are twenty-one or over.

     I didn't know anything when I was eighteen.  At least when you are twenty-one, you are old enough to have a drink.

     For some reason, I can not upload the picture I want from my memory card.  Damn.  It was of some napkin art that used the word 'fucked', as in 'Signifier of The Fucked'.  Some guy from Germany bought this napkin art last night, and I wanted to show it.  I can't put it on my art website because of the profanity.  It is frustrating.  I can't put it on facebook, either, but I can put it here.

     I need a website where I can do whatever I want.

     I don't know how other people get away with it.  I always seem to get into trouble, or my content gets rejected.

     I am sick of it.

     I just want a site where I can do porn, art porn, and use profanity.

     Nudity is a no-no on most sites.  To me, it is just a part of life, as is everything else I am interested in.

     An erect penis is a no-no.....haha.  Any kind of genitalia is right out.  Can't have any of that. 

     So what can I do?  I don't know.  Anything too clean bores the shit out of me.

     I'm not into saccharine.  I had enough of that from religion and Disney.

     I don't know what I am getting at right now.  I suppose I am just frustrated.

     I have to edit myself for youtube.  I've been doing a pretty good job lately to not swear in my videos. 

     Vimeo is a site that allows profanity.  There is a setting, so people can know what they are getting beforehand, which is good.  They also allow nudity.  But no erections....haha.

     So, I need some kind of site that allows porn material, and where I can swear, and do my thing.  Maybe there is something out there for me.  I'll have to keep looking until I find a way to do what I want. 

     I see nothing wrong with making an animation video where teddy bears are fucking.  I would think it is funny.  But to find a place on the web where I can put that stuff is....not easy.

     People have their panties in a bunch.

     I have to use clean language with my Mormon brothers because they don't like it.  Meanwhile, my two sisters don't seem to mind swearing at all....haha.

     Anyway, thanks for reading, and allowing me to vent a little today.  I feel better already.

    

    

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

     Fuck.  I get so frustrated on the web because I just want to use profanity, and people get their panties all in a bunch, especially advertisers.
     And here I am on my most popular blog, and I know that's what people want, but advertisers stay away from this shit.
     Look at Howard Stern and how successful he is on Sirius radio.  He can swear, and people love it.
     Anyway, that is the state of the world.
     Somehow I have to find more sites where I can do what I want, and post what I want, without anyone giving a shit.
     I certainly don't.
     I find that profanity can be pretty funny.  So can nudity and porn

     I grew up Mormon, so I'm sick and tired of all this uptightedness which I find limiting.

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Thursday, August 27, 2015

     Hello.  I have not written on this or any other blog in quite some time.

     By the way, this is by far, my most popular blog.

     It is easy to see why.

     It is because of the profanity and the adult content...haha.

     I do not know if it is mature, though....haha.

     Anyhow...I've had a lot of trouble on my computer, but it is completely fixed now.  We did a 'PC Reset' and things work fine.  We even got EverQuest to work, and I was having problems with that for a year.

     It all started with installing Windows 10, and then I couldn't get a single online game to work, much to my distress.

     I like online games, and I want them to work.

     When I get home, or wake up, I just want to kill and get xp.  It gives me a sense of accomplishment.

      There is nothing better than a good online game and a good cup of coffee in the morning.

     I am single, so I don't have to worry about some woman getting in the way.  I also live alone, more or less, so I can do what I want.  I am an artist, and I need lots of alone time.

     Anyways...life is good, but there is much room for improvement.

     I am trying to figure out how to get paid from pixels.com.  I have been selling my art off of their website.  I am on there as 'David Lovins' if you want to take a look.
     I discovered that I was getting paid because of my mistake of typing in my gmail address wrong.  Hopefully they will be able to pay me now.  Artists need money, you know, just like anyone else.

     I am not a non-profit organization.  People ask me for discounts on my art all the time.

     Eventually, I will have to give youtube my tax information so I can get paid from them, too.

     It ain't easy to make money on the web, but I'm trying.  It takes time, even years.

     I'm just happy my computer is fixed so that I can get down to business, and have some fun.

     I have one brother where to spend time writing a blog makes no sense to him, as there are no results.  I do it because I love to write, and I like blogs.

    
    

    

    

    

Saturday, February 7, 2015

A Thumb Drive

  I have no plans of using a thumb drive.  I don't need one.  I've lived my whole, entire life without a thumb drive.
  I will buy one if then it will be allowed to address other issues like, I don't have a shower, my own bathroom, and I've got three ( 3 ) computers that need fixing.
  Boy, that thumb drive is just what I need right now.
  I've got a 50 year old virgin brother, an older one that is crazy, an ex-communicated sister, another sister who is never happy, and I need a thumb drive.
  The whole entire corporation of Radio Shack has just declared bankruptcy.
  I guarantee you that if I buy a thumb drive, it will just sit there.
  I will buy one if we can move onto other things.
 
  You seem fixated that I need to buy a thumb drive.
  I'll buy one when some of my other needs are met.
  I'm $17,000 + in debt, and the last thing I'm thinking about buying is a thumb drive.
  My camera works just like a thumb drive, so I don't see why I need another thumb drive.
  My friend Charlie has offered to give me one of his extra thumb drives, and then I can just have it sit there with my other unused computer stuff, until the day when I need it.  I suppose then, I will be happy.
  My current assessment is I don't think I will actually need a thumb drive for the remainder of 2015.  I think I will be just fine without one.
  HOWEVER, if it will make things better to buy a bleepin' thumb drive, then I will buy one, because I can't handle the fucking goddamn stress of the pressure of buying something I could give a shit about at this point in my life.
  I know you are only trying to help, and I'll buy a thumb drive when I need one, or not at all, or maybe tomorrow, but probably not.
  So, why are you so concerned about whether I buy a thumb drive or not?