More pictures and thoughts

      Here is my typewriter set-up.  This is what I do during the day.

      This is what I sell at night.  Some people think I suck as an artist, but look at how much I produce.  That is a lot.

      This girl took my picture without permission, so then we had an argument.  Then I took her picture without permission.  It was a good time.

      'Muddy Waters, Inc.' gave me a dollar off a cup of coffee for producing this holiday sign for them.  They are pretty cheap.

      Sometimes I am able to get a dollar from people.

      This painting sold for $140.00.

      Here is some of my handiwork at a bus stop.

     MAD magazine is the only magazine I buy.  It is the only one worth buying.  Spy vs Spy alone is worth the price of the magazine.

      This napkin art sold for $5.  That is my standard price.  Everyone can afford it, and it is the price of a beer in the bar I go to.

      I like Conan.  I found out Barrack Obama, our President, is a Conan fan.  It made me like him even more.

      Here I am typing in the proper place for what I write.

      Women are amazing sometimes.

      I am promoting heterosexuality, and some man somewhere is upset about what his daughter is doing.

      Here are some pictures of my toon on 'Age of Conan'.

      Yeah, she can go topless.  The game is made in Norway.  They don't care if a woman is topless in an online game.

      The g-string is tattooed on her body, and you can't remove it.

      I like to share MAD when I am at the bar, and here are some paintings that I can't sell.

      Here is my bar set-up.

     I haven't been able to sell any of these paintings.

Horse with cigarette

     The picture of horses comes from the cover of my drawing pad.  Then I drew a rolled-up cigarette in its' mouth, because that is what I smoke, 'rollies'.  But, it could be construed as a joint.
     Youtube doesn't really like smoking imagery.  It's not politically correct.  I don't think facebook likes smoking imagery, either.
     To me, as a person and an artist, I just think it is funny.
     I think it is a bad, shitty drawing of horses, and I had to fuck with it.  This drawing is just unacceptable to me, so the only thing to do was to put a goddamn joint in the horse's mouth.

     I'm a Howard Stern fan, and I just thought that the picture of the horse with a cigarette is Gary Dell'Abate, haha, with his big teeth and gums.

Newspaper Alterations and other drawings

      Just a drawing, I don't know what it means.

      I've enjoyed altering newspaper photos since I was a teen-ager.

      I think that is pretty funny. 

      The Lochness Monster must get hungry at times.

      Satan's Car.

      Mickey Mouse ears have become an f-ed up symbol for me.    

     Just being honest, I guess, whether I was asked to be or not.

Some Naked Lady Newspaper Art

      This one sold.  All of my naked lady figurative paintings eventually find a buyer, which is nice for me.

      This one sold, too.  It is about 50/50 between women and men who buy these.

      The sitting down woman sold.  This one took a while to sell.  But the woman who bought it really liked it.

      This one didn't take long to sell, probably because she has big boobs, and it shows her muff with her legs kind of open, but the whole picture is still kind of innocent.

      These sixteen napkin arts sold as a set.  At $5 a piece, I made $80.

      That is William S. Burroughs with the hat on.

      I was pleased and impressed that the buyer chose a wide variety of images.  Variety is the spice of life you know.

     I carry all of my supplies every night on this bike.  It ain't easy.

'Age of Conan' Topless Pics

     Well, I have some pictures from 'Age of Conan' of my female character topless, so I guess I ought to post them without delay...

      I'll start you off with an ass shot.  I guess this one is okay to post on facebook, because she is wearing a g-string.

      Nice boobs.

     Well, technology has come a long way.
     Do these pictures have any literary value?
     Well, if you study the history of photography, you will find that as soon as the camera was invented and available to people, that one of the first things people did was to take as many pictures of naked ladies as they could, and now all of those photos are culturally relevant and important.
    

     The lowest picture shows a bit of vagina for you.

     I know of one game at least that exists where people can walk around naked and fuck, but I wouldn't want to pay for it.  I would play it if it was 'free to play' just to try it out.

     Hello.  It is Saturday, December 14th, the day after 'Friday The 13th'.
     I sold $140 worth of art at the bar last night.  I was pretty happy about that.
     I didn't bother to take any pictures of the art I sold, because, 'who cares'?  I don't seem to care anymore about documenting everything I do, due to lack of interest.  I figure I will have lots of art all over the world, and I'll let other people discover later that they have an original David Lovins piece in their home that they bought in a bar for cheap, haha.

     On the web now, they call people who take pictures of themselves 'Selfies'. 
     I realized that Van Gogh was a person who did this a lot with his paintings.  His work is the precedent for 'Selfies', haha.
    

     Van Gogh's 'selfies' are much better than the ones people take with their cell phones, usually from an overhead angle while making a funny face.
     Van Gogh's self-portraits have meaning.

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     Anyway, the next subject is this short piece of video that I've had on my computer for some time.  I didn't think it was exactly appropriate for youtube, yet, I couldn't just delete it.  Then it would be lost forever.  I figured I could put it here, on this adult blog, and it would be okay.  At least I think it is.  The video was shot in a public place.

     Originally, I just shot the video because I was studying this woman's 'walk cycle' as I am interested in animation, and then she bent over and picked up something.  I didn't realize what she was picking up until I watched it on my computer, haha.
     She is setting a good example for the rest of humanity by picking up her dog's crap instead of having it be in a place where people could step in it.  Good for her.
     There is nothing worse than stepping in dog crap.  Well, there is, but stepping in dog crap is most unpleasant, especially if it gets tracked in doors.
     One reason why I wanted to preserve this video, besides the woman bending over, is that the dog is so lively, jumpy, and happy, and now this moment is preserved in time for the rest of humanity to enjoy forever.

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     I guess I'll find out eventually if Blogger doesn't approve this video on this over 18 blog.  It is hard to tell what their policies actually are, especially when I post stuff that I consider 'art'.

     This video could be placed in an art gallery, and be played on a loop all day long.

     I find that I can watch this video over and over again, right in a row.  I like it.

     If I wasn't intimidated by youtube's policies, I would put this video on youtube, no problem.  I see nothing wrong with it, but you never know with them.  I'm skating on thin ice as it is with my youtube account, so it is better to be safe than sorry at this point.

Friday The 13th

     I couldn't resist to write a blog on Friday The 13th.  I just had to do it.

     I've never been a big fan of the 'Friday The 13th' movies, but I like most of them well enough for what they are.  Every teenager should see those, that is for sure.
     The trivia question that everybody gets wrong is 'Who was the monster in the very first Friday The 13th movie?  It was Jason's Mother.  Jason shows up at the end, surfacing from a lake, haha.

     It is funny to me that Friday The 13th is in December.  I just celebrated my birthday on the 4th, and of course, Christmas is coming up.
     These days, Friday The 13th is a better holiday for me than Christmas.

     Anyway, I'm just having fun playing 'Age of Conan' on my new uber computer that I bought recently.  The whole point of buying the computer was to play AoC.
     So far, I'm really enjoying the game.  I find it to be fantastic and amazing.
     Some people don't like it, and I don't know why.  They must have a bug up their ass or something.  Some people want the world on a silver platter handed to them every day, and that just isn't reality.  The world just isn't like that.  Nobody owes nobody nothing.
     I always like to give a new MMO a year or two for them to work out the kinks.  They eventually get it right.  Things like art and video games take time.

     I know how people are on the web, they are lazy.  I have my moments, too.  So here is a link if you want to read up on the world of Conan The Cimmerian...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyboria

     It is good reading.

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     One thing that I recently learned is that Statler and Waldorf are named after two old hotels in Manhatten.  Interesting, eh?

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     Anyhow, it will be a good night at the bar tonight selling art, hopefully.  I could use the cash, and I love to get my art out there to people.

     I truly mean it when I say 'Thank you so very much' to those who have supported me and my artwork both emotionally and financially.  I just think it is great.  I've met some really nice people as a result.

     Also thanks to people who read this and any other blog or facebook pile of crap that I post on the web, haha.


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     Here is a good Friday The 13th painting done by Aleister Crowley.  I didn't even know he painted until recently.  Thanks, wikipedia, love you.

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     And here is Bela Legosi as Dracula, just because it was so cool, and he was the best Dracula ever to this day.  His performance if you watch it, is really convincing.

  

Anybody Reading This?

     If they are reading this, I have no idea.

     Anyhow, I haven't posted for a while, because a lot of things have been going on, and I've been busy.

     All I can do is start from the beginning whenever I restart anything.  It is all I can do.

     Anyway, I am downloading 'Age of Conan' on my new uber computer.  That should be fun.

     All I know is that it is an ASUS, and that it works really good, and that the graphics are awesome after we installed the graphics card.
     It cost me a pretty penny, but Best Buy was the best deal I saw, so I went with them, and we found a guy who knew what he was talking about.

     Thanks for reading, invisible people, and I'll see you later.