Fan Fiction

     A lot of people have written what is known as 'fan fiction'.
     They write scenarios where famous fictional characters sleep with each other.

     I have been wanting to do this for a long time.  I would love to write about Mr. Spock getting it on with Nurse Chapel, or getting into details as Conan The Barbarian pounds some pussy with three Aquilonian slave girls.  That would be awesome.

     If people weren't so uptight, I guess this stuff would exist in the actual fictions themselves.  More and more of this is happening, though. 
     I'm sure the Christian Right doesn't want any fan fiction to exist because they don't like sex, so they say.
     The truth is, most everybody does it when they get the chance, morals or not.

     I mean, who wouldn't want to read a story where Superman bangs Wonder Woman?  I know I would.  It would be great if it was a full on graphic novel where all it would be is them having sex.

     Why do people write fan fiction?  Because it is funny.  At least, it is supposed to be, if the writer is good enough.

     There is something satisfying to knowing that fictional characters have sexual urges, too.

     I wouldn't mind doing some comic book pages of Samantha from 'Bewitched' with the two Dicks.

     Then there is 'Gilligan's Island', which is just asking for it.

     'The Brady Bunch' would be wrong, unless it just focuses on the parents.  Nobody would want to see Alice with Sam The Butcher unless it was drawn real sarcastic like, because they are not pretty people, haha.

     As far as I am concerned, 'The Dick Van Dyke Show', 'I Love Lucy', and 'The Andy Griffith Show' are all fair game, haha.

     Sometimes, the fan fiction actually gets produced by a real porn company.  They had fun making pornos with a 'Sarah Palin' look-alike...haha.

     So, this blog, the 'David Lovins 67 Underground Emporium' might be an exceptional place for some of my fan fiction.  I've never really tried to write it before all in text, because usually I just draw a comic book page.  It might be fun, however, to do some text versions.

     People do fan fiction all the time.  Sometimes the companies don't like people doing that.  Sometimes they don't mind, or there is nothing that can be done legally.

     There was an incident where an artist made paintings of Batman and Robin getting it on, and DC comics made the gallery it was shown in take it all down.
     Geez, guys, have a sense of humor.  Especially since there have been gay overtones to Batman and Robin since the 40's.
     A man in a costume spending a lot of time with a boy in a costume.  That is bizarre, and would make the neighbors talk for sure.

     In Star Trek, the character of Nurse Chapel really digs Spock, that is why I would want to do that one.
     A lot of people make a big deal about 'the gay relationship' between Kirk and Spock, but that is ridiculous to me.

     Others make a big deal about 'Bert and Ernie' but that is kind of wrong because it is a goddamn kid's show, and they are fucking puppets, for Chrissake's.
     If it was done in a really funny manner, only then would I change my mind.  It would have to be well-written.

     Batman getting it on with Catwoman doesn't interest me much, but Batman getting it on with 'I Dream of Jeannie' in Barbara Eden's prime does interest me...haha.

     Radar from M*A*S*H* getting it on with Hot Lips Hoolihan would be good.  They could be having sex in the supply tent, but then near the end, Radar could hear the choppers coming, and people could ask him why he has this dumb look on his face as if he just got laid.
     "Because I did, " Radar replied.
     "There is no way," Trapper John said.
     "The only way Radar would ever get laid is if Hot Lips was feeling extra frisky," Hawkeye would say.

     Then they all look over at Hot Lips, who is blushing underneath her surgical mask.

     They all look shocked, and then the credits roll.