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Friday, November 11, 2011

Cafe Stuff including Superman, Batman, and superhero pontifications

     Well, I have to keep going on this blog until I have a thousand entries at least.  That seems to be the number to shoot for either with youtube videos or blogs.  It takes that many in order to have your material come up in searches.  I have tested this.  So, if you start a youtube channel, or a blog, just plan on doing at least a thousand videos or blogs.
     Of course, some people get lucky on youtube with only making ten videos.  I've seen many channels where they only have ten videos, and one of them becomes a supersmash.  If it is monetized, sometimes they can make some cash.
     I have mixed feelings about adsense.  I'm starting to like and accept it now.  I understand that they want the content clean.  I get that.  They don't want anything to be about sex, because somebody might be offended.  I don't know if that is true.  We are all human, and we are sexual beings for the most part, unless you are some kind of stick in the mud.
     Anyway, I heard a commercial on the radio from a television show called 'The Big Bang Theory' where it was talking about a woman putting a full hot dog in her mouth, and then some guy says something about how talented she was.  I was offended by the commercial because they can get away with it, but I can't.  Advertisers use sex all the time.  They use sex in their ads to sell products basically.  So if they can do it, why can't I?  Well, the reason is that they want to take that kind of power away from individuals, so that only corporate-approved sexiness can be in place, with top models selling toothpaste and mouthwash and stuff like that.  They don't want Joe Blow to express himself, that's for sure.  But Shakira can shake her ass until Kingdom Come, and no one will bat an eyelash.  Now there's a girl who is talented.  I can watch her shake that thing all day.  She is a master of the booty shake.  Guys love that stuff, because it makes for one hell of an easy orgasm time after time.  Ooops, should I be talking about that? 
     Geez, I feel like I am being watched.

     I am sure people at adsense have mixed feelings when they review my content.  I'm all over the place. 
     My answer to that is it is a big world, and people have lots of different interests, and they want all kinds of content.  They like variety.  As a viewer on youtube, I watch all kinds of things.  I start with one video, and watch one after the another until I've had enough.

     So, I don't know if I can put any sexual content on this blog, even though it is set to 18 and over.  There are no ads on this blog, so I don't know why it matters what I put up.  I don't want to have this blog canceled, because I have put so much work into it.  I also stand by what I've put up as a human being and as an artist.  There's a lot of people out there who like good smut once in a while.  It's pretty harmless.  I don't think I'm really providing jack-off material for anyone.  That's what porn sites are for.  I don't consider this a porn-site.  Big deal, so I posted some dirty home-made comic book panels, and some pictures of naked ladies.  People in adsense ought to look  at the work of Robert Crumb.  He does lots of dirty and perverted stuff, and he's a big artist now.  People need to lighten up, and stop acting as conservative as my mother.  Goddamn, was she conservative.  Mick Jaggar to her represented the worst of humanity.  Sheez.  He entertained millions all over the world, but she just didn't like him,.

     Anyway, time for a cigarette break...I can't wait to see what happens.  Will somebody ask me for a cigarette or for change?  We shall see....wish me luck....

     It's raining out there.  The old tall guy said hello and sat on the step with his coca-cola.  He's kind of a pain in the ass, and is banned from the cafe more or less.
     Anyway, all I thought about out there was Superman.  He had the power to fly into Germany, pick up Hitler, and fly him back to the United States.  So why didn't he?  Superman also could have stopped The Korean War, The Vietnam War, and the Iraq War.  Yet, Superman does nothing.  What kind of Superhero is he if he can't stop a war?  He is supposed to be an American fighting on our side, so what kind of hero is he?  Geez.

     Batman is pretty useless when you think about it.  In all these years, criminals have never thought to pull on his cape.  If there are ten guys fighting him, not one of them grabs his cape and pulls him down, and then wraps himself up in it.  Then they can punch the shit out of him, or shoot him in the head.  Criminals can be dumb at times, but not always.

     Superheroes are a little gay.  They don't seem to be too sexually motivated about anything.  It's always about fighting and violence.  How they make a living, I'll never know.  If Daredevil is out all night fighting crime, how in hell is he going to be awake enough to appear in court the next day, and to have everything prepared?  There is no way he could be both a good superhero and a good lawyer.  There just aren't enough hours in the day.

     It's convenient and makes sense to me to put all superheros into an Earth alternate universe, where superpowers can be possible.  It sure doesn't work in this universe.  The physics are impossible.  How does Superman fly?  He 'wills' himself through the air?  He changes his molecular structure so he becomes without weight?  How does he project himself?  It's all a dream connected with the fantasy of flying, which is, in itself, sexually connected, to be able to fly.  Easy to dream that you are flying when you are asleep and unconscious laying in bed.  Your mind makes it possible to fly over China, or anywhere you want to go.  Landing isn't always easy in a dream.  Some nights, you can fly easily, other nights, you can't get off the ground.  I've had dreams like that.

     Superheros have become an accepted part of our culture now, and no longer on the fringe.  Once you make a movie of something, it's accepted.  Money talks, bullshit walks.

     Anyhow, my coffee is good.

     Oh yeah, there is an update happening on Clone Wars Adventures right now.  There will be a new Umbara lot, I was told yesterday.  That is cool.  I'd still like to just have the Clone Wars version of a Tattooine lot, though.  That would be cool.  Anyway, I hope they have a new furniture set.  I can't get enough of new furniture.  Every set they come out with increases exponentially what I can do on my lots.  I love variety in building so I can individualize my lots and make them unique to me.

     I am so stoked and excited about online games.  They are great.  Yet, I still get bored by them despite the razzle and dazzle.  They get repetitive.  Same old thing over and over again.  It is really difficult and time consuming to program the varieties of ways people can die.  In Lotro, it seems there are three main ways an enemy can die.  I need more variety.  How many times can I see somebody I just killed fall to their knees and do the Boromir death thing, and fall flat on their face.  Sheez.  It was over-played in the movie as it was, and now I have to be reminded of it every time I play Lotro.
     I'm going to have to play Champions Online again.  I like that game.  I like to go in there, fly around, do some grinding for a while, and get out.  That is mostly how I play online games, just get some xp, and get out of there.  I have a tendency not to get too involved in quests or in grouping with other people, because basically that means I have to be chained to the computer desk.  Sometimes I have been in a group, and I just have to sit there for an hour or two.  It had better be fun and worth the xp to make it worth while to me.
     Hell, I still have stuff on EverQuest to do.  I still like that game,  So much to do.  So much I haven't seen yet.  I still have expansions to buy for that game.  I'd like to get them all, but I need to clear out more memory on the computer before I can do that.   It's been a long-time problem for that.  My plan is to use all the photos in videos, and then I can delete them, and then I will have more room.  It's working so far, it just takes time.  Sometimes I look at the photos, and I don't know what to do with them.  At other times, I look at the photos with fresh eyes, and I know instantly what to do.

     What I'm trying to do is make videos now that I own the copyright to.  It is in my interest to do this.

     I'm wondering if that National Lampoon video I saw with their Star Wars parody if they can monetize that video.  With somebody like that, maybe they actually got permission from Lucas.  Who knows?  I'd be curious to know how they do it.  I'm still trying to figure out what I can and can not do, or at least, what I can get away with.

     I guess that is it for now.

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