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Monday, November 14, 2011

I need to make a website or something

     I'm at the cafe right now, and I really need to make a website that is x-rated, where I can do whatever I want, and still somehow make money, and to have complete control over what I post, and be able to get away with it all.
     I'm an artist, and it sucks to have a website where I can't even put a picture of a naked woman's butt if I want to interspersed with all my other crap.
     The thing with all these pervs posting a lot of naked pictures up is they don't really write about the pictures.  So you get some blogs with just words, some with pictures, and it is difficult to find a blog with a good combination of the two.
     If you are a person who puts pictures of his naked girlfriend on the web, and you don't also give a detailed explanation as to why, well to me, you are a lazy sod.  I want text, video, and pictures.  I'm going to have to do this myself to show how it is done.
     A good blog should be like a magazine, basically.
     It's actually incredible that we live in a day and age where we can make an electronic video magazine with text, photos, and moving video with sound that people can read and enjoy.  It is amazing.
     So, I need to do more stuff like this.
     A magazine that I would like to do is called 'ArtPorn'.  That would be pretty fun and funny.  I could post all kinds of stuff, draw some cartoons, write articles of all kinds, and just kind of goof around.  Sounds like a blast to me.
     I need money to get all this stuff off the ground.
     There is always trouble when it comes to my content.  Sometimes I draw characters based off of Disney and Warner Brothers cartoons, and at other times I will draw two women eating each other out.  It's all normal to me.
     I know you might not believe me, but in an art sense, there is a relationship between cartoons and pornography.  Eyes in those Tex Avery cartoons look like breasts sometimes, and noses drawn in cartoons are usually indicative of the male characters dick.  For example, Fred Flintstone is fat, and he has a stubby little penis that he can barely reach, but Barney must have one hell of a schlong.

     So, I was looking at wordpress as a possibility to blog on, and, well, they don't really like mature content.  Did I see people posting naked pictures there?  I think I may have, I am not sure.  I always check that to see what other people are doing.
     I guess I am a double weapon, because I have both the writing and the visuals going for me.  I don't know if people know what to do with me.  I don't know what to do with myself to be honest.

     Wow, I am really jamming on this keyboard.  I used to jam out on my manual typewriter for years on end, and the papers would just end up in a stack somewhere.


     I can't read over this blog right now.  I am confused.  Too much going on.  I lost my train of thought, happens.  But I went on a tangent, and I can't find my way back.  I don't know where I was.
     It's fun to go on tangents, though, as long as you can find your way back to the main road eventually.

     Since this blog isn't monetized, it really does allow me to say whatever I want.  I wonder if this blog will ever be canceled on the basis of my thoughts?
     I'm interested in thought crimes, where you just think something, and that is considered a crime without even actually doing anything.  I've read 1984 more than a couple of times, so I am always aware of The Eye That Is Everywhere.  It's getting to be more and more like that, just so you know.  They are watching us, well, maybe.  Well, they don't watch us unless they have a reason.
     Prisons are a business, you know.  It's nothing to them.  People are just customers as far as the prison system is concerned.

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