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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Local Christian Girls

  Basically she looks like a slut, but there happens to be a stupid Jesus fish, which really looks more like a vagina than it does a fish.

     I really became resentful when on facebook these 'christian mingle' ads flooded in for months.  It pissed me off so much, I started taking pictures of these ads.  Now I just want to get rid of them all and banish them to the recycle bin.  In computer terms, that is like in Superman, where bad people are banished to The Phantom Zone.
It looks like this girl is more ready to party on a Saturday night than she is inclined to go to church on Sunday.
"You, too, can date a Christian girl with dyed blonde hair!"
 Apparently, some Christian girls look like super models.
This girl really needs a man right away, and it might be you!  She might even be lonely enough so that she might want pre-marital sex!  Cool, huh?

    This ad looks like it is from the same company.  So, if Christian girls aren't working out, maybe you can go out with this woman who looks 22 and has air-brushed enhanced tits?  I've looked at this photo closely, it is a complete fake.  There is no way she would be that young, and have her torso be that skinny, and have breasts that big.  It's just not possible, except in rare exceptions, and I highly doubt this photo is natural.  It is manipulated, just like what they are trying to do to you, the viewer.

     What pisses me off about these ads, unlike other things on facebook, is you can't comment on them.  You are just assaulted with these fake and bogus ads.

I actually did see a girl twirl her hair today.  This action always looks to me like a lack of mental activity.

Maybe this one is more of the girl next door, and maybe she wants to do it.  You never know.
  

Here is the waif girl.

She looks like a run away, and she might give you a blow job in the front seat of your Ford pick up truck.
  Or you can date this cougar who looks about age 20, and has a lot of make-up on.
 
   Here is the nerd girl who will play World of Warcraft with you, and maybe later you can doggy style her...and she is a Christian, too.  Yeah, right.

   Is she a prostitute from Holland or a Local Christian Girl?

   Well, here is the cure for all these girls....
   BLACK SABBATH.

   Here is what I think of Local Christian Girls.

  Go crucify yourself topless on a cross, I could care less.

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